I'm drunk at 11AM...

[jaydub]

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you should even try to carry a flask to class with you.

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Gatorade bottle with vodka added, sit in back of class, ahhh good times.

[canis582]

Go to the bar before I haze you, severely.

[AEKDBet]

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I just got done with my 3rd exam within the past 20 hours, so I decided that I'd drink and then go to class.

Am I showing signs of alcoholism, or just collegism?

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This is both awesome, and an awesome feeling. Congrats on being

1) Done
2) The best morning person at your school today

[ggbman]

If you can make a post with no typos, you are not that drunk and definitly are not an alcoholic. See if you can dig up some of my drunk posts for reference purposes. The titles with proabably be something like "osahf"

[Slacker13]

I think I am still drunk from last night. Now I have to browse the forum and look at my drunken posts.

[BoogerFace]

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"Introduction to the Theory of Computation" - close enough?

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Not even close. As your legal adviser, I suggest adding quaaludes to the mix.

[DeadMoneyOC]

If only I could be as awesome as ggbman...

Maybe one day!

[CollinEstes]

Big Deal I drank two Bombers of Shakesphere stout before work today at 9.

[diebitter]

I wanna be drunk at 11am, but it's already 7pm here. How much do I have to drink to get the effects working backwards through time?

[jaydub]

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Big Deal I drank two Bombers of Shakesphere stout before work today at 9.

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Excellent taste in beer, I prefer the chocolate stout but it's so damn hard to find. Remember you're not an alcoholic if you drink the good stuff, just an afficianado.