attacking pigeons

[-Skeme-]

George did it. Meh. Anyways, the wrongness of attacking a pigeon? Well, it really depends.. they're a trusting animal as they rely on people to feed them in public, so I'm sure you could trick them with some seed or something. That's angle shooting, though, and shouldn't be allowed. A bird? Well they're insanely quick, but probably don't have much of a defense, so that's kinda weak. And a squirrel, well they're probably quicker than birds (on land) and they have sharp claws. They're terribly cautious, too. I think if you can even catch a squirrel, or at least get close enough to hit it, you should be allowed the kill.

[Cancer Merchant]

Pigeon pounding requires the right weapon. A briefcase has good width, but has too much air resistance. Golf clubs have excellent reach, but require greater accuracy. Baseball bats combine decent reach with plenty of whacking power.

If you want maximum carnage, try a tennis racket, preferably re-laced with fishing line or piano wire.

[Shajen]

I never trusted the squirrels. What with their wee beedy eyes and that smirk. Gah. Hit them, rip the flesh, wear the flesh, taste the flesh.

[pokerdirty]

i kick the fuckers all the time. they get cute seeing how lazy they can be by moving as little as possible before you actually step on them. i kick them to make sure they know who is on top of the food chain. filthy bastards.

[xadrez]

Is it true they explode if you give them an alka-seltzer? Or is that seaguls? Ive always been hesitant to try.