STFU tables...

GrannyMae · #1 07-25-2005, 02:05 AM

got a beef with a troll or your buddy who is a tard?

settle the score at our $5 through $5,000 HU, STFU tables.

coming soon

ZOOPOKERROOM.com

wooo

edfurlong · #2 07-25-2005, 02:29 AM

Thats hot.

GrannyMae · #3 07-25-2005, 02:33 AM

would you ever use one?

serious question.

Sponger15SB · #4 07-25-2005, 02:49 AM

Just 5k at the highest? I want you in a 7.5mil freezeout, ya old hag.

edfurlong · #5 07-25-2005, 03:17 AM

No, because I struggle to beat bad players. And I don't like heads up. Sounds interesting....

Mr_J · #6 07-25-2005, 03:25 AM

"would you ever use one?

serious question."

Yes.

Kumubou · #7 07-25-2005, 03:34 AM

Can we play these tables to make people literally STFU? I would play a fat premium to shut up some of the asspipes that I have run across.

Serious question: a lot of the strat. forums on 2+2 have their own heads-up tournaments and leagues (HUSH has HULA, Micro has CHUMP, there was another started in general, etc.) Would this be usuable for these leagues? I think the requirements would be as follows:

-No esclating blinds.
-Properly placed blind (SB on the button).
-For fixed limit games, no cap (or higher cap) on raises. [Playing on Stars where the standard cap applies on HU limit tables cramps my style.]

It would be 100x cooler if the software could automate the entire process (ie: run it like a typical heads-up tournament, except with no timed blinds), but that might be asking for a bit much.

-K

gasoltub · #8 07-25-2005, 03:42 AM

So what will this ingenious contraption consist of? It says "our own itchy skin"... a skin of an established network?

Uglyowl · #9 07-25-2005, 05:19 AM

Was this whole WSOP a set up to get people to ride you and then you take their money at a STFU table?

billyjex · #10 07-25-2005, 06:30 AM

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Just 5k at the highest? I want you in a 7.5mil freezeout, ya old hag.

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the payout structure is too flat