Collusion and cheating in my own home... HELP!!!

[SheetWise]

Allright then. For a while there I thought maybe you guys were just blowin' smoke.

Ball Peen Hammers are good too.

[MicroBob]

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If two people are continually beating 12 other people the players in your home game arent any good.

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yeah. this is what I thought.
They're both consistently making the final 3?
Huh??


As far as what to do about it....it seems that your recent strategy has been to tolerate it, not tell them, continue to let them get-away with it, etc.
Is it not obvious to you that this strategy hasn't been working?
I think a retarded monkey could figure out that what you have done so far (being NOTHING) will not prevent them from doing it in the future.


The ideas of:
a - tell them to stop
b - stop inviting them to your game

are both pretty freaking obvious. Up to you to decide which one you want to take.

That's truly pathetic on their part. An ass kicking is in order.

[poker-penguin]

MicroBob,

1) You forgot to tell OP to "hit them in the face with a shovel"
2) It's spelt retarted.

Please try harder to fit in or we will be forced to take disciplinary action.

The Gang

[CORed]

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The combination of hit and face suggests it would be a striking motion with either the flat, or the edge of the implement.

Definately a big grave-digger shovel, preferably outside so you can get a good windup.

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Also, you don't want blood on the carpet.

[Duffman]

Is it really colluding when all they're doing is not betting into each other? I can imagine 2 guys in a casino who don't bet against each other because they're friends.

Or lets say you're at a table with three pros. The pros aren't going to be doing much betting against each other, and the three of them will usually wind up with the money at the end of their sessions.

[SayGN]

*Grunching*

I suggest hitting them in the face with a shovel.

-In all honesty, if these people were really worth being your friends...they wouldnt be cheating in a friendly poker game. Don't let them play anymore.

[Victor]

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s it really colluding when all they're doing is not betting into each other? I can imagine 2 guys in a casino who don't bet against each other because they're friends.

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its colluding if its a tourney.

hu in a ring game is usually ok.

[Oilcan]

Make a new house rule.

The winner of the last tourney.

MUST DEAL THE NEXT ONE.

We had this at one of my old home games.

[sinfulslick18]

Garden hoses work better for beatings..hurt more and leave one hell of a bruise