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Old 09-13-2005, 07:19 AM
judgesmails judgesmails is offline
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Default Best birthday present I could think of

My nephew turned 6 today. He called me to thank me for his present. Here is my recollection of the discussion.

Lucas: Hi Uncle Derek.

Me: Hello, who is this?

Lucas: Lucas. You know who it is.

Me: Sorry, you sound older than the last time we spoke.

Lucas: I'm six now!

Me: I knew something was different.

Lucas: Thanks for the guitar. But, I already have one, why did you get me a different one?

Me: The one I bought you is better. When you learn how to play it, you will be able to pick up any girl you want and you wil be rich.

Lucas: Really?

Me: Yeah. You have to be a rock star when you grow up. That is the best job available. You get the best chicks and the most money.

Lucas: Okay. I like the guitar.

Me: Good. All the girls in your class like that you play the guitar. If you ever need a different one, just let me know.

Lucas: Awesome! Thanks.

Me: Your welcome. I have to go now. See ya at Christmas.

Lucas: Bye.
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:23 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Best birthday present I could think of

Nice. didn't he make gagging noises when you mentioned girls though?
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:25 AM
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Default Re: Best birthday present I could think of

So sweet. heh

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Missing 3 footers for par

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Gotta trust your reads more.

Mack
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Old 09-13-2005, 07:29 AM
judgesmails judgesmails is offline
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Default Re: Best birthday present I could think of

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Missing 3 footers for par



Gotta trust your reads more.

Mack

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My left side keeps breaking down. I pull them all left. I am very good from 10 feet though. Can't figure that out.
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:36 PM
kyro kyro is offline
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Default Re: Best birthday present I could think of

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Missing 3 footers for par



Gotta trust your reads more.

Mack

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My left side keeps breaking down. I pull them all left. I am very good from 10 feet though. Can't figure that out.

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At least you're 3 feet from the hole in 3. My third shot usually is my second shot after a drop from the woods. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2005, 01:37 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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At least you're 3 feet from the hole in 3. My third shot usually is my second shot after a drop from the woods. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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You don't drop it on the green? Seems kind of silly to me.
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