I hate casino whoring

I bet 5 dollars a hand on casino on net and be the dealer and 2 dollars a hand at starluck and planetluck.

casino on net = I deposit 200, clear the 200 bonus and cash out for 420. Net = + 220

Starluck = deposit 100 and lose it all before clearing the bonus. Net = - 100

Planetlick = deposit 100 and lose it all before clearing the bonus. Net = - 100

Be the dealer = deposit 200 and lose it all before clearing the bonus. Net = - 200

Broken Logitech Wireless mouse = thrown at wall 5 minutes ago. Net = - 80


Just wanted to let everybody know these arent risk free at all. I dont think I will ever whore casino sites again.

But do you know what the good news is? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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But do you know what the good news is? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

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I was thinking I should have added...Learning how casinos make money...priceless

[NSchandler]

Why don't you at least minimize your losses by redepositing and finishing out the bonuses? I've done this at either Starluck or Planetluck, can't remember which, so I know it works.

And really, it could be worse - you're currently down $260 (of which $80 is your own fault), but you have $400 in bonuses left to clear (I assume that the "be the dealer" bonus is $200). That means you're still $140 ahead, and probably have made a good dent in the bonuses.

I'm sure you don't appreciate me telling you "it could be worse" after you just experienced a run of shitty ass luck, but whatever...

[pzhon]

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Learning how casinos make money...priceless

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No. Casinos do not make money from variance. Casinos make money when people make -EV wagers. You were not doing this if you were not planning to play more than the wagering requirement.

[pzhon]

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Why don't you at least minimize your losses by redepositing and finishing out the bonuses?

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At all of these casinos, you get to play with the bonus money before you clear the bonuses. I believe the OP lost the bonus money, too. Busting out relieved him of the wagering requirement. There is no reason to deposit more without a reload bonus or other promotion.

If this were PokerRoom, then it would make sense to deposit more to complete the wagering requirement to get the bonus.

[Thythe]

Like pzhon said, you get to play with the bonus money, so I'm sure he lost that too. This is the case with almost every casino.

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Broken Logitech Wireless mouse = thrown at wall 5 minutes ago. Net = - 80

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Maybe you should stick to tiddlywinks.

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Just wanted to let everybody know these arent risk free at all.

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WHAT???! You mean playing blackjack is gambling? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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I dont think I will ever whore casino sites again.

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Good, more free money for those of us with balls.

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Why don't you at least minimize your losses by redepositing and finishing out the bonuses? I've done this at either Starluck or Planetluck, can't remember which, so I know it works.

And really, it could be worse - you're currently down $260 (of which $80 is your own fault), but you have $400 in bonuses left to clear (I assume that the "be the dealer" bonus is $200). That means you're still $140 ahead, and probably have made a good dent in the bonuses.

I'm sure you don't appreciate me telling you "it could be worse" after you just experienced a run of shitty ass luck, but whatever...

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Indeed all was lost. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Broken Logitech Wireless mouse = thrown at wall 5 minutes ago. Net = - 80

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Maybe you should stick to tiddlywinks.

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Just wanted to let everybody know these arent risk free at all.

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WHAT???! You mean playing blackjack is gambling? [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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I dont think I will ever whore casino sites again.

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Good, more free money for those of us with balls.

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Every tutorial and thread on this and most other sites all dicuss how easy it is to whore casinos. I believe I read one that said the odds of losing everything were 1/100. It happened to me 3 times just giving a heads up...sorry for posting. I clearly suck at life and have small male parts.