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10-25-2005, 02:59 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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Some of these only jews will get.... > All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes: > > A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine > jacket. How much is it?" > The salesman says, "It's $500." > The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." This plays on the stereotype that Jewish people are always on the lookout for a bargain. > > ******************* > Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own > business, don't you? How's it going?" > The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!" > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish business owners are always complaining about their business. > ******************** > Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about > children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction > worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck > driver!" > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish mothers think their children are failures unless they become doctors or lawyers. > ******************* > A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me > for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I > can't make it." His mother says, "OK." > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish mothers are smothering. > ************************************************** **** > A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. > The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife > will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have > coffee." The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad > prepared?" The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is > fine as is." The waiter says, "Thank you." > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish people are demanding and particular when it comes to ordering in a restaurant. > ************************************************** *********** > A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. > He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" > She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for > calling." [/ QUOTE ] > See above re: Jewish mothers. > 
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#23
10-25-2005, 03:35 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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Nailed it. [/ QUOTE ] Nuthin' but net!
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#24
10-25-2005, 03:48 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I am Jewish and find 0 of these remotely funny. [/ QUOTE ] Lighten up a little, boy-o. [/ QUOTE ] I love how as soon as someone doesn't find a joke about race funny, it's because the joke is about race or they're "uptight", not because it's just not funny. [/ QUOTE ] funny is subjective. but many people reading this thread found it funny.
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#25
10-25-2005, 03:48 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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[ QUOTE ] Oy Gevalt. The funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore. Except for the one with the two mothers talking about their sons - that one is dead on. [/ QUOTE ] Italians, blacks, Hispanics, various Asian cultures, and whites too [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] FYP
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#27
10-25-2005, 04:16 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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This thread is great on many levels. [/ QUOTE ]
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#29
10-25-2005, 04:36 PM
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Re: Some jewish jokes....
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he funny thing is that the Jewish stereotypes that these jokes play off hardly even exist anymore. [/ QUOTE ] Hmm, maybe this is just a function of where you live/how you were brought up. For me, most of these are still dead on.
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