That couch won't clean itself.

[maxsick]

Does venturing to the local opium den count?

[disjunction]

Go to an open-mike poetry slam. Tell them its your first time there (if it is). Do that poem. Memorize it if you can (but it's ok if not). They'll probably like it.

[SippinSoma]

Thanks for the advice you [censored].

[CCass]

[ QUOTE ]
Too much crack.

[/ QUOTE ]

You've got more crack than the backside of a fat plumber.