The OOT Connected Haiku Contest - Page 3

#21 11-30-2005, 08:58 PM

I like to eat bugs
Chocolate ants are yummy
Roaches give me gas

Ulysses · #22 11-30-2005, 08:59 PM

A Turkey Pot Pie
What Bitch?! I didn't stutter
Get in the kitchen

Pat Southern · #23 11-30-2005, 09:04 PM

women have small feet
only one place they belong
get in the kitchen

Pat Southern · #24 11-30-2005, 09:07 PM

I am a big nerd
But according to Huey
Its hip to be square

#25 11-30-2005, 09:10 PM

A Turkey Pot Pie?
I have heard of pot brownies
What's next? Crack meatloaf?

jesusarenque · #26 11-30-2005, 09:15 PM

Huh? The Pope smokes weed?
I refuse to belive it.
What's next? Crack Meat Loaf?

diebitter · #27 11-30-2005, 09:16 PM

You all hate Christmas?
I refuse to believe it.
You love it really!

Dominic · #28 11-30-2005, 09:27 PM

Diversity rocks!
Black, yellow, white or purple
One humanity.

jesusarenque · #29 11-30-2005, 09:30 PM

You missed the point here
That's OK, we all can't be smart
Diversity rocks!

#30 11-30-2005, 09:32 PM

Diversity rocks!
Granite, marble, slate and flint
Geology sucks