The OOT Connected Haiku Contest - Page 2

jesusarenque · #11 11-30-2005, 08:19 PM

Cigarettes kill you
Some dimwits use this garbage
I prefer a bong

jesusarenque · #12 11-30-2005, 08:23 PM

I prefer a bong
When I desire to get baked
Roaches give me gas

miajag81 · #13 11-30-2005, 08:33 PM

I prefer a bong
Jay Kay, I'm not a hippie
Shut up whiskeytown

housenuts · #14 11-30-2005, 08:34 PM

i'm a big nerd
when i desire to get baked
i can't find weed

jesusarenque · #15 11-30-2005, 08:40 PM

Twenty nine years old now
I have yet to touch a boob
I am a big nerd

Pat Southern · #16 11-30-2005, 08:42 PM

The Crimson Challenge
What food will I have to eat?
4 sticks of butter

jesusarenque · #17 11-30-2005, 08:46 PM

Four sticks of butter
No words describe them enough
Hence: Scrumptrilescent

WackityWhiz · #18 11-30-2005, 08:50 PM

Four Sticks of Butter
What Bitch?!, I didn't stutter
Stick them in your ass

Brom · #19 11-30-2005, 08:51 PM

I can not find weed
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Good morning sunshine

buffett · #20 11-30-2005, 08:52 PM

You have extra egg rolls
But Daver didn't want them?
Stick them in your ass