McDonalds employees set world record for idiotcy

[imported_The Vibesman]

Sodomy isn't necessarily illegal everywhere. And oral sex is, by definition, sodomy. "Non-coital copulation with a member of the opposite sex," is one of the definitions according to Webster.

Now, generally places with sodomy laws only have such laws to prevent homosexuals from enjoying themselves sexually, so this act which is widely enjoyed by heterosexuals is generally ignored.

[-Skeme-]

That dude must one one smoothe talker.. seriously, how in the hell do you pass off her giving this random dude head as some measure of security? That's classic, though. Idiots.

[diebitter]

The guy getting head was in on it though, wasn't he? Am I imagining that part of the report?

[Lazymeatball]

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This goes to show how far down the path of mindlessness indoctrinating people in to the police state will take us.

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I think this is less a reflection of your 1984 fantasies and more a reflection of how dumb fast food employees are.

And as for the guy who got head, you have to figure he knew it wasn't a cop on the other line, but just figured he had a good thing going.


ps. There were a few stories of similar occurences at some Wendy's restauraunts in MA a few years ago.

[MarkL444]

id do her

[stigmata]

You can just imagine the phone conversation.

"Miss, we have reason to believe you have hidden the wallet in your throat"

"I haven't, I assure you"

"Well, we will need to check this out by doing a throat search, with your bosses special searching tool. You see, the penis is the most sensitive part of the body, and it should be able to check your orifice thoroughly for the offending item".

"Uh.... OK".

[Voltron87]

This is totally [censored] crazy.

So she actually sucked the dude off?

[daryn]

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This is totally [censored] crazy.

So she actually sucked the dude off?

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hot

[TheMetetron]

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy is any sexual act which can't result in conception. Anal sex, oral sex, beastiality, etc.

[diebitter]

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Just to show how far the dumb has reached, I ask a dumb question.

Is the bj called 'sodomy' cos it's unwilling (ie a crime), or do some merkins call it sodomy anyway, even if a bj is legal?

(Please don't tell me that bj's are illegal over there!)

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Sodomy is any sexual act which can't result in conception. Anal sex, oral sex, beastiality, etc.

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I realise that, I'm just surprise an unwilling engagement of an act that isn't illegal is called by the same name. It's like charging someone with 'sucking off'. You see my point?