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Old 12-23-2005, 04:16 PM
bwana devil bwana devil is offline
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Damnit.. This girl was so hot

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you really should have just saved all of this for a blog entry on your myspace acct.

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Old 12-23-2005, 03:48 PM
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Um, no? I think I'll pass on the option that leads to her boyfriend stabbing me in my sleep on page 204. Hit something else.
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:49 PM
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stall him until the cops show up?

if he charges you before they get there, side step him, wrap your shirt around his knife arm, grap his forearm and twist/snap it backwards at the elbow, he will fall to his knees, then you put your foot on his neck and press it to the ground while making out with his girlfriend.

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This might be a good answer, except there are practically 0 cops in the Philippines. BUT... plenty of taxi cabs. I saw a line of like 3 of them coming in this direction. So I calmly hailed one got in and told him to drive..

Now the question is - Can I call this girl again and what do I say after wussing out like that?

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How very anticlimactic.
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:52 PM
Ulysses Ulysses is offline
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Parliament,

Step towards him. As he goes for a strike, block his knife arm to the side, spin around, grab and turn his wrist aikido-style. He will drop the knife and go to the ground. Calmly pick up the knife and put it in your back pocket. He will most likely run at this point. If he attacks again, put him to the ground again and this time snap his arm. Take a long sweeping glance around the scene, briefly holding eye contact with anyone who dares stare. Find the girl and leave with her.
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Old 12-23-2005, 03:56 PM
Shajen Shajen is offline
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Diablo,

Your advice as always is spot on. The only part I disagree with is "find the girl and leave with her", she'll be standing right next to him along with 5 of her equally hot friends.
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:07 PM
Skip Brutale Skip Brutale is offline
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You plan to call her again? LOL
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:13 PM
Gunny Highway Gunny Highway is offline
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You plan to call her again? LOL

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That really was the funniest part of this whole thing. OP, please realize that if you call her again to get together, her boyfriend will probably show up as well.
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Old 12-23-2005, 06:18 PM
hhughes hhughes is offline
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You plan to call her again? LOL

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That really was the funniest part of this whole thing. OP, please realize that if you call her again to get together, her boyfriend will probably show up as well.

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Go loaded heavy or dont go at all....
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:43 PM
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Now the question is - Can I call this girl again and what do I say after wussing out like that?

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If you were smooth about getting in the cab and not all panicky, then you can probably pull this off. You should suggest meeting her somewhere her boyfriend won't be, other than that your options are pretty much wide-open.
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Old 12-23-2005, 04:08 PM
Skip Brutale Skip Brutale is offline
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stall him until the cops show up?

if he charges you before they get there, side step him, wrap your shirt around his knife arm, grap his forearm and twist/snap it backwards at the elbow, he will fall to his knees, then you put your foot on his neck and press it to the ground while making out with his girlfriend.

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Why dont you just do a big jump spinning kick that will KO him instead?
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