Beard hair migrating north?

[Los Feliz Slim]

On/around the temples of my head, I've started growing hair that doesn't belong there. They're thick and wiry, more like beard hair or, dare I say it, pubic hair. They're easily distinguished from the hair on my head, which is somewhat wispy and blonde. These hairs grow at a much faster rate than my head hair. They've driven me into this OCD-like state where I pluck them out, but also get some regular hair with them, resulting in little bald patches.

Please, tell me someone else has experienced something like this.