Favorite Simpsons Quote

[Terrabon98]

While watching the 10 billionth episode of the simpsons the other night, started thinking about my favorite quotes. So let's hear em...

Mine is when Homer is running for garbage sanitation commissioner and he is giving a speech, "Every week, people have to drag their garbage out to the curb! That's not America...that's not even Mexico."

[Beerfund]

Homer-

"Marge send the kids to neighbors, I'm going to Moe's and I'm coming back loaded."

Homer-

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals FLAMING!"

[jesusarenque]

If he's so smart, how come he's dead?

[Soul Daddy]

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones."

[Blarg]

I have a feeling all the Ralphisms will be pretty high on the list, like, "It tastes like burning." or "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

Nelson also had one I always liked, that he came out with right after Homer said "God bless you, Nelson Muntz" after Nelson punched Milhaus in the back of the car: "Aw, I'm no hero. I just like punching kids in the head."

Seymour Skinner's mom just came out with a good one: "Seymour, your feelings are ugly and wrong!"

There have got to be thousands of these.

[touchfaith]

Lionel Hutz: "Uh oh, we drew Judge Schneider."

Marge:" Is that bad?"

Lionel Hutz: "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog."

Marge: "Really?!"

Lionel Hutz: "Well, replace the word kinda with the word repeatedly and the word dog with son."


or


Homer: Here are your messages, you have 30 minutes to move your car, you have 10 minutes, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to move your cube.

(Phone Rings)

Homer: Hello, Mr. Burns' office

Mr. Burns: Is it about my cube?

[pmuir10]

Homer walks up to a gym with a huge sign reading "GYM"

He says "Ahhh a gyme? whats a gyme?"

And then he walks inside, and sees all the weight machines and goes "Ohhhhhhhh, a gyme!"

I think youd have to have seen this episode to understand how funny this is but the way Homer pronounces gym is hilarious.

[fingokra]

How are we going to get out of this hole? Dig. No stupid dig UP!

[JGalt]

I fall asleep watching the simpsons and I must have watched this episode hundreds of times and never cuaght it. Seymour and Edna get together and Bart is about to tell everyone what he saw.

Seymour "good gravy"

Cafeteria dude "thank you , it is just brown and water."

and a new episode which had me in tears.

Moe as a coco clock. "Cuckold, cockold, cockold."

Homer "What's a cuckold?"

[Blarg]

Okay as long as we're quoting conversations, here's one I love from an episode just rerun yesterday. Homer invites Sideshow Bob, who's always trying to kill Bart, to come stay at the Simpson home while helping track down who's threatening Homer's life.

Bart: I can't believe you're willing to endanger my life just to save yours.

Homer(patting him on the head reassuringly): You'll understand when you have kids of your own some day.