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Old 05-04-2005, 05:07 AM
prunch prunch is offline
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Default Re: Sklansky vs. Jesus Christ: Round One

does every1 realise who posted here that there going to hell. wait a minute i posted here. noooooooooooooo!
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Old 05-04-2005, 07:46 AM
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Default Re: Sklansky vs. Jesus Christ: Round One

Very Onion-esque.
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Old 05-04-2005, 08:43 AM
Killer Mike Killer Mike is offline
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

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The guy with the beard.

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Peter Griffin: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?
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Old 05-04-2005, 10:54 AM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

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Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

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If the match actually happened Jesus might pull it out. But if you ask Mr. Sklansky he'd tell you that he might be a slight underdog but not because of his skills.
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

Jesus is a "fisher of men"...

David makes fish of men...
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:29 PM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
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Old 05-04-2005, 01:35 PM
M2d M2d is offline
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

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"If there is a God, I imagine he'd be like me." - D. Sklansky

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So, DS would slap JC around and say "who's your daddy?"
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Old 05-04-2005, 03:04 PM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

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Jesus might lose, but he would KNOW that he was going to lose before it happened.

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Since when was Jesus psychic?
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Old 05-04-2005, 03:24 PM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

Sklansky would win.... I'll let others elaborate.
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Old 05-04-2005, 04:19 PM
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Default Re: Sklansky Vs. Jesus Christ

David Sklansky. It's not close. Do you see why?
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