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Old 12-27-2005, 12:00 PM
HiatusOver HiatusOver is offline
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Default Banging Chicks from Real Life

I have heard that if u are not hideous looking, have a decent personality (or can pretend you have a decent personality) and know a few "tricks of the trade" you can actually find a girl out there in real life somewhere and have sex with them (read: for free, obv we have all banged real life girls for $$$).

Here is my 3 week plan before my quest starts...

1. Go buy a bunch of new clothes at some hip stores in NYC (I will consult JV on what is in style this month).

2. Work out at the gym 5 times a week. Cardio, Full body...the works. I will probably get a trainer too.

3. Purchase the book, "Finding girls in real life and banging them for advanced players" and read and re-read it till the binding falls off.

4. Clean my appartment

5. Get a haircut and a shave

After 3 weeks I will start to frequent local watering holes, museums, laundromats, grocery stores etc., and see if I can actually find a real life girl to bang.

If anyone has any tips or clues that will help me in my quest I would really appreciate it. If any of you have actually banged a real life girl before please tell the story below and what you did to make it happen, that will definitely help a lot!

Anything else to add please go ahead. If u dont think I can do this thats your opinion, but I have heard people have done it and I don't see why I cant.

Thanks in advance for any help.

GL to me!
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:02 PM
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Default Re: Banging Chicks from Real Life

real life is rigged, don't bother.
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:05 PM
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Default Re: Banging Chicks from Real Life

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(read: for free, obv we have all banged real life girls for $$$).


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real life is rigged, don't bother.

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Sooooo rigged, I never got any money for banging girls!
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:21 PM
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GL. If you don't know everything about weightlifting and you just want to look good, I strongly suggest you get the trainer. You will see the results you want much faster.
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:58 PM
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Good Adive soma, somewhat creepy u had these 2 sites at your fingertips, but good advice nonetheless. I bet ya people on these message boards have actually banged chicks from real life.
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:24 PM
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Default Re: Banging Chicks from Real Life

Instead of working out, I suggest playing more poker and then stuffing your clothing with money to create the illusion of muscle.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:00 PM
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I have tried stuffing my clothes with bricks of money before. It didnt work...if it has worked for u please PM me with details, I was obviously doing something wrong. I assume if it works and u get a girl to come home with u, when she realizes u dont have muscle but just a bunch of bricks of money she wont mind?
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:09 PM
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HO,

When girls ask what you do for a living, reply with, "I make lots, and lots, of money."

Then laugh deep, like a manical tycoon. "MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHA"

Chicks dig this [censored].

Banging 101,

Calda
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:15 PM
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HO,

When girls ask what you do for a living, reply with, "I make lots, and lots, of money."

Then laugh deep, like a manical tycoon. "MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHA"

Chicks dig this [censored].

Banging 101,

Calda

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Old 12-27-2005, 03:10 PM
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I don't think being ripped matters as much in NYC (where I live as well), as opposed to Miami Beach or something. If you lived in Miami, I'd tell you to take roids and hit the gym constantly (it doesn't matter if your wang shrank to 2 inches big cause by the time they see it, you are gonna be sticking it in them anyway), but in NYC, a lot of not so buff guys get poon. Money, in NY, seems to matter a lot. Rock out the huge wads of cash when you go out.

You've got your p***r bankroll, well, now you've got your Poon-Hunting Roll. This roll will definitely see a lot more downswings but you'll see some big scores. Now when you're out at a bar, tip well. I'd tip well anyway cause bartenders have a tough job and deserve good tips, but now, you can impress when you pull out your wads of money, and tip something nice.

If you are taking a girl out for dinner, go to some place nice, but not too nice, cause then you're just a douche. If you get a girl to agree to dinner, we'll figure a good restaurant then.
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