Post Your Favorite Funny Saying

That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat...


MDoranD

[Aces McGee]

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"Slicker than greased owl $hit"


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My favorite is a variation of this: "Slicker than deer guts on a doornail." My father uses it all the time.

-McGee

[drewjustdrew]

I wouldn't s*** you. You're my favorite turd.

[diebitter]

At the moment, it's 'Bugger the Wanker!'

It amuses me.

[MonkeeMan]

A few oldies but goodies:

Lower than whale sh$t.
Colder than a witch's t$t.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger. (I love that visual)

Tie:

I'm like the middle of the litter box...I'm always surrounded by
pussy.


Bigger and better than the Titanic, because only 400 women went down on the Titanic

[Shajen]

busier than a 3-legged cat in a sandbox.

[DarkForceRising]

Gay as a French trombone.

Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

More angles than an octagon.

The OP's ability to identify the difference between similes and metaphors sucks more dick than a state fed crack whore at the end of the month. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Mars357]

From my Grandfather (may he rest in peace)

Hotter than the crack of Satan's ass

Spoken as
Hottern tha cracka Satan's ass.

[TheCroShow]

that went through me like bacon through a duck