Returning to the USA for Xmas...Advice for Americans... - Page 3

lapoker17 · #21 12-21-2005, 05:08 PM

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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:

Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!

Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!

Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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This would've been way more funny.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! · #22 12-21-2005, 05:08 PM

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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:

Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!

Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!

Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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you know that there are other countries that have good food other than ones in asia right?

jaxUp · #23 12-21-2005, 05:09 PM

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Is the problem my tone? Okay. I take it all back. Let me rephrase:

Hi Americans! How are you today? You have a lovely country! I heart Mickey Mouse!

Hey, is that a box of donuts you are eating by yourself? Wow! Those look yummy! Hey, how much do you weight? Only, 350lbs? Wow, you really dont show it!

Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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OP was way better. Your tone was fine. And I would like to point out that most of what you said goes for Canadians as well. The Christianity thing not so much.

Voltron87 · #24 12-21-2005, 05:09 PM

kane, there are like 50 states, why do you spend your time in all the dumb backwater hick ones?

Prevaricator · #25 12-21-2005, 05:10 PM

awesome.

KaneKungFu123 · #26 12-21-2005, 05:11 PM

you know i mentioned morroco and spanish food!!!!!!!

And chutney!!!!!!!

Gunny Highway · #27 12-21-2005, 05:11 PM

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Say, have you ever heard of chinesse rice soup? You can eat it for breakfast. You can flavor it with fresh bamboo, ginger, chilli pepper and anything else you like. And hey, why not try drinking water instead of Coke, atleast early in the morning!

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The ironic thing is that the people KKF emulates eat that way from necessity, not desire. Give them a few years of steadily increasing incomes and access to McDonalds and Krispy Kreme and they'll be as fat and unhealthy as we are.

Cumulonimbus · #28 12-21-2005, 05:12 PM

This thread makes me feel the warm fuzzies. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

unlucky513 · #29 12-21-2005, 05:13 PM

all i can do is shake my head and thank god that you're good at poker and can afford to live abroad... because you are what is wrong with this country.

bobman0330 · #30 12-21-2005, 05:13 PM

Not since Tocqueville has there been such an astute critic of American society. What's really amazing is that he conveys so much insight without ever saying anything that's not a cliche (Americans are fat, Walmart/McDonalds, Americans are ignorant of other cultures, Americans drink too much soda, I don't like Southern accents, Americans are fat.) Keep up the good work...