Strangest Thing You Own!

[Piiop]

What's the strangest thing you currently own? Post pics if you have them and any amusing stories that go along with it. I'll go first.

This is Samuel Bearded.



It's a fake head and its name is Samuel Bearded according to the sticker on the bottom. I went to the College of Charlestion in SC and everyday I would look out my window and see this head on top of a small pole on the corner of a building behind my apartment. So, at the end of the semester, I decided I would have to take the head back with me. The building it was on was 3 stories tall but was tiered I guess, so it wasn't that hard to get. My friends and I got drunk, we found a random ladder and I climbed up there and took it. For some reason in my retardedness, I thought it might be connected to something electrical so I decided I would have to use a piece of wood to hit it down - so I did.

It's pretty sweet to put it in stuff to scare/mess with people, like the fridge , in the bathroom somewhereor in your car. Also, it works really well as the head if you make a fake body out of pillows.

So, that's the strangest thing I own. Let's see what you got OOT!

Edit: Pictures actually up now.

[dcasper70]

I have a copy of my hometown newspaper from the day the first space shuttle exploded. Why? Well, Christa McCauliff went to my high school and there were a lot of pics of my classmates & teachers in complete shock. The whole school was watching. She was supposed to call our school from space.
We got the rest of that day and the next day off.

The entire lower leg, including the hoof, of a bull. The whole thing is wrapped around a wine bottle. I bought it in Barstow, CA years ago and guess I figured I would drink booze out of it. Unfortunately, it's very hard to fill without dumping stuff all over the outer pelt. I now use it to disgust people when they have the nerve to visit me.

[pokerdirty]

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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What's the strangest thing you currently own?

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Do weird strands of VD count?

[IndieMatty]

How long do I have to keep someone locked in the crawlspace until I am the owner of record?

[TripleH68]

I have an antique phone booth in my living room with a fully working 1939 bakelite Western Electric.

[dcasper70]

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When you walk into it, does it transport you do vastly different worlds?
Do you own a scarf and a floppy hat?

[CrazyEyez]

Rush Hour 2 on DVD.

[FouTight]

I "own" 2 nacho cheese warmers. "Own" in parantheses, because, apparently I don't really own them. I tried to sell them on ebay, and the company they came from claims they still own them and I'm not allowed to sell them.

I recieved them from my former employer, with their blessing, to sell on ebay. They orginally paid $250 for them, with no additional payments or contracts. Usually thats called a "purchase" but apparently that is a one time lease fee. So here I am, 2 machines which I cannot sell.