30 facts about Chuck Norris

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Vin Diesel beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest.

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Oh man.

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Vin Diesel beat Terry Schiavo in a staring contest.

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Oh man.

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If you asked how many 5 year olds Chuck Norris could beat up, the answer would be simple. All of them.

slickpoppa - off topic... how come the dude in your avatar looks blue?

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If you asked how many 5 year olds Chuck Norris could beat up, the answer would be simple. All of them.

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nh sir

[LondonBroil]

Awesome

Chuck Norris is obviously "The Truth"

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Good stuff. The last line here cracked me up.

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Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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[BreakEvenPlayer]

OK I just pumped out a few of these... Tell me which one I should submit to the site.


Chuck Norris has refused to ejaculate until God creates a woman that is forged in his image and therefore worthy enough to give birth to his superchild.

After the World Trade Center towers fell on 9/11, Chuck Norris swam to Afghanistan. He had kicked the heads off of 37 Taliban before he realized that there were no camera crews around and this was not the filming of his new TV movie.

Chuck Norris thinks dead baby jokes are hilarious, but he’s not sure why.

Recenty Chuck Norris has begun taking Viagra, because he hasn’t been getting erections from the sight of fear in other mens’ eyes like he did when he was younger.

Charles Darwin proved in his writings that Chuck Norris evolved from human beings, and that’s why so many people believe his Theory of Evolution today.

When people watch Chuck Norris movies they think they are seeing a bunch of acting and stunts, but really Chuck Norris is killing a bunch of men that he has kidnapped from around the world.

Chuck Norris was considering donating one dollar to Breast Cancer research for every person he destroyed with a roundhouse kick, until his agent told him that he would be broke by Friday.

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They're all terrible except the second to last one.