30 facts about Chuck Norris - Page 5

#41 11-09-2005, 03:27 PM

....and when El D offered to pay him, Chuck Norris roundhouse kkicked him

BreakEvenPlayer · #42 11-09-2005, 07:06 PM

Chuck Norris sold a clone of himself to every nation in Europe, just in case the Germans ever decide to get crazy again.

Chuck Norris tells Santa Claus which kids have been good and bad around the world before each Christmas, and it takes all of his mental strength not to roundhouse kick the bad ones.

Blarg · #43 11-09-2005, 07:22 PM

Chuck Norris was a doctoral student in sociology until academic politics sidelined the completion of his thesis on the effects of roundhouse kicks on orphans.

teamdonkey · #44 11-09-2005, 08:02 PM

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