Liberal Nursery Rhymes Take 1

[Wake up CALL]

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the Liberal.
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun.
Pop! goes the Liberal.

A penney for a spool of thread,
A penney for a needle.
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the Liberal.

Up and down the City Road,
In and out of the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes.
Pop! goes the Liberal.

Half a pound of tuppenney rice,,
Half a pound of treacle,
Mix it up and make it nice,
Pop! goes the Liberal.