I GOT A STUPID DEALER AT THE BELLAGIO WHO DIDNT KNOW HAND RANKINGS

[italianstang]

I AM that Vietnamese old woman!! I wear a mask and a disguise when I play at the Bellagio because the CIA is tracking my winnings. I can't believe that you beat me with those four of a kind!! I am glad I punched you in the groin, I should have done a windmill kick and destroyed your life but I had to get back because they were starting the 400/800 Casino War game and I like to get the first seat because statistically its where most of the high cards land and you have a better chance of bluffing the dealer...

[RydenStoompala]

Next time I'll be more funny. Or I will funnier be me writes gooder. One or the other.

[B Dids]

It's obviously a joke, but it's not funny- as it's obviously an attempt to capture the magic of JOEYBITCH with none of the style.