The Official istewart Quote of the Day

[TheIrishThug]

a lot of ppl seem to not be acknowledging how funny istewart actually is. becuase of this, i've decided to start this thread. based on the demand i'll decide how often to post subsequent quotes. i'm gonna start of with a classic, but is still pretty tame for istewart standards.

istewart: your hair doesnt fall out from cancer right
istewart: thats the chemo
TheIrishThug41: yes
istewart: k good i don't have cancer
istewart: maybe i'm going bald
istewart: gay

[soko]

haha, check out www.bash.org

( http://www.bash.org/?random )

[daryn]

i just submitted this exchange between 2 of my friends:


Thrilla: yea
Thrilla: burgeer kinds onrion ring zesty souse
Thrilla: it gr8
Mongo: its good
Mongo: its even greater that i understood what you just typed
Thrilla: trying to not get messy fingers of meyo and bbq sause on jeboard

[dblgutshot]

It appears that you have a crush on istewart. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[miajag81]

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It appears that you have a crush on istewart. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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He's got some competition. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[edtost]

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haha, check out www.bash.org

( http://www.bash.org/?random )

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much better.

[TheIrishThug]

this was all a steady stream of conciousness


istewart: why did I check/raise 50 cent on the turn with rags
istewart: for metTheGame value
istewart: actually thats really bad
istewart: forget I said it
istewart: sounded good in my head
istewart: I want to make
istewart: some 21st century jim crow laws
istewart: for the tristate area
(pause)
istewart: #1 is if you do not eat with a fork you don't live here
istewart: updates coming
istewart: I like John just because I have a posthumous nonsexual male crush on John Lennon

and one more cause i haven't really put up anything that edgy yet

istewart (7:15:26 PM): how would you rate my plan for oot
istewart (7:15:44 PM): i'm planning on not posting there for a bit, kinda laying low in the middle of all this
TheIrishThug41 (7:15:50 PM): if i doesn't involve killing jews, u need to go back to the drawing board
istewart (7:15:55 PM): then maybe around christmas I will come back and post hitler final solution for the jews
istewart (7:15:57 PM): omg

[IggyWH]

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haha, check out www.bash.org

( http://www.bash.org/?random )

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much better.

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This is awesome :

Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face