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Old 02-19-2005, 04:41 AM
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I either tell them that I've already transferred the money or tell everyone that "he hasn't paid me back for last time." Their reactions are usually pretty funny.
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Old 02-19-2005, 04:41 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

Some people can make more money begging than they could at any job they would qualify for.
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Old 02-19-2005, 04:51 AM
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HAH, that's cruel Randy, cruel. Seriously though, who has time to chat to freakin' railbirds?
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Old 02-19-2005, 04:53 AM
kamelion44 kamelion44 is offline
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You guys are comedic geniuses. You should quit poker and write for Punk'd or Boiling Points.
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Old 02-19-2005, 04:54 AM
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My usual response is "Kill yourself".
Sensitivity being my strong suit and all.
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Old 02-19-2005, 05:48 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

In my experience, it's the worst at UB. I play 3/6 and 5/10 there, and there's at least one begger avery day.

I usually just tell them to lick my sack or whatever. But sometimes, I really fvck with them. For example:

Begger: Hi, can someone send me a dollar?

Me: Why should I give you a dollar?

Begger: Well, I had to cashout because of a family emergency.

Me: WTF?! Your family is in crisis and you're playing poker on the internet? You fvcking ungrateful bastard! I hope you rot in hell.

Begger: No, idiot, I just had to cashout to pay for a surgery for my wife. But she's fine now.

Me: Is your wife hot?

Begger: Yes, very.

Me: I'm gonna need pics.

Begger: Fvck you pervert.

Me: Oooooh, sorry, no money for you.

Example #2:

Begger: Hi, can someone stake me for just $1?

Me: Why?

Begger: I'm a winning player, and I just need $1 to play .01/.02 NL. I had to cashout because the wife got in a car accident, and we had to buy a new car.

Me: Ironically enough, I staked your wife for $1 last night.
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Old 02-19-2005, 08:20 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

If they ask "Could I borrow $5 from you?", I usually respond with "How about you give me $5 and I'll owe you $10, OK?"
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Old 02-21-2005, 09:46 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

Him: Can someone please transfer $5 into my account?

Me: I will if you wash my car.
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:14 AM
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Nice! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 02-21-2005, 10:33 AM
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Default Re: What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

I usually tell them that I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week.

Typically

x: Can someone give me $1?
L: I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week.
x: It's only $1
L: I've been stung like this before
x: A lousy dollar?
L: No problem, if you're honest you have nothing to fear
x: I want you to GIVE me a dollar
L: er? What's in it for me?
x: I play a tourney and give you half what I win, I'm a good player.
L: But if you lose I'm $1 down?
x: yes
L: Excuse me for being thick here, but it seems that most of the time I lose $1, and the rest of the time you keep half of the winnings.
x: yes, that's right
L: Hmmm, my legal people won't like that.
x: Just $1
L: Do you have anything you could give me as collatoral? A credit card number maybe?
x: No, if I had a credit card, I'd have my own $1
L: So you have a bad credit rating?
x: God ITS ONLY $1!!!!
L: If it's only $1, then why are you so upset about the prospect of having to pay it back? Are you a criminal?
x: Please, just send me $1.
L: We've been through this, I don't think it would be wise at this point.
x: Your (sic) an idiot
L: I'm not the one asking for $1, GL.
x: ******

Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, but oh well.

Lori
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