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Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Background: I was pretty much blackout drunk and I had pretty longish hair that I wanted cut so I let my friends start cutting. Then one of them got goofy and shaved off like my entire sideburn and more so I said "cut it all off."
How I have to meet my Mom who I haven't seen in like 6 months in 3 weeks. What can I do to make the hair grow faster than the normal rate? Any supplements, gels, lotions? Please herlp me! |
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Wear a hat.
Also, rubbing a coarse grain sandpaper briskly over your cranium will enhance bloodflow to the area. It's really the only way. |
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
I don't understand. Your mom will be upset because you got a haircut? Mine has spent the last 20 years asking me to cut mine.
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Does your mother have some sort of allergy to shaved heads or something? Does she lord over your hair-do's?
Who cares what she thinks? |
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Get a swastika tattoo and some combat boots to complete the look.
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
How the [censored] did you get into college?
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Tell her you decided to join the military. After she's done freaking out, let her know that its a joke. She will be so relieved she won't mind the haircut.
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Next, have your "friends" dry shave your scrotum with a dull razor. Report results.
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
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Next, have your "friends" dry shave your scrotum with a dull razor. Report results. [/ QUOTE ] his mom will be pissed about his head, can you imagine her reaction to this? |
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Re: Hair Got Shaved - GROW FASTER
Any regular hot sauce applied to the scrotum and left on for an hour will enhance hair growth. Tabasco is fine, although many people prefer habanero sauce.
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