Girl cheats, guy pwns her

[eviljeff]

clearly she should have used more frowny faces in her e-mail

[soko]

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clearly she should have used more frowny faces in her e-mail

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LOL

[B Dids]

Somebody posted this in IRC a while back, and I'd swear they knew the guy who wrote it. I may be wrong. Either way- it's pretty damn classic.

[RunDownHouse]

We were talking about this in the office a couple weeks ago. One or two of the guys maintained that the guy should be far more embarrassed than the girl. They said that he was obviously more upset and hurt by the breakup than she was and now everyone knew it, and they even pointed to the sunglasses line as evidence that the girl wasn't hurt and just wanted her sunglasses back.

I said they were crazy, especially because it sounds like the girl was completely in the wrong to begin with, and this letter is total annhilation of her psyche.

There's no way I'm wrong, right?

[tdarko]

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There's no way I'm wrong, right?

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no you aren't. he owned her and the fact that he said he would get just get a laugh about the whole situation with the guy she blew in the bathroom just showed that she was a cheap whore and everyone knows it. by reading his email i got the feeling that he felt he was better off and just wanted to cut her down to size and he did just that. once again you are on the money RDH.

[DMBFan23]

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There's no way I'm wrong, right?

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no you aren't. he owned her and the fact that he said he would get just get a laugh about the whole situation with the guy she blew in the bathroom just showed that she was a cheap whore and everyone knows it. by reading his email i got the feeling that he felt he was better off and just wanted to cut her down to size and he did just that. once again you are on the money RDH.

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if I can play devils advocate here:

the fact that after their main points the girl asks for her sunglasses while the guy insults her further lends some weight to the fact that she doesnt care as much about cheating on him as he does about being cheated on, but that was obvious cause he was the one who got cheated on.

however, him pointing out her whorishness to everyone was a definite owning of her, by him

[tdarko]

you are obviously right DMB but i don't think she really cares to begin with if she is blowing randoms in the bathroom for 45 minutes while her partner patiently waits at the bar.

he realizes this and knows that she is all about herself, so he basically knows that the way to get the knife into that little black heart is to let her know that nobody respects her and everyone knows she is a whore.

[dynamite]

POTD for sure. this is gold

[david050173]

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you are obviously right DMB but i don't think she really cares to begin with if she is blowing randoms in the bathroom for 45 minutes while her partner patiently waits at the bar.

he realizes this and knows that she is all about herself, so he basically knows that the way to get the knife into that little black heart is to let her know that nobody respects her and everyone knows she is a whore.

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So is it bad technique if a blow job takes 45 mins or really good form? Shouldn't he shiip one more time before sending the letter?

[Blarg]

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We were talking about this in the office a couple weeks ago. One or two of the guys maintained that the guy should be far more embarrassed than the girl. They said that he was obviously more upset and hurt by the breakup than she was and now everyone knew it, and they even pointed to the sunglasses line as evidence that the girl wasn't hurt and just wanted her sunglasses back.

I said they were crazy, especially because it sounds like the girl was completely in the wrong to begin with, and this letter is total annhilation of her psyche.

There's no way I'm wrong, right?

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It doesn't matter, someone will say you are. The contrarian view is always more fun and makes ya feel way smarter than the rest of the room. Watch for it.