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$100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
Alright guys, I live in south Oc, after partying tonight in Laguna Beach, my buddy and i were pissing outside Ocean's Brewery and sure enough the Gustapo caught us and served us w/$100 fines. I was arguing through out and they kept threatening to take me to OC Jail. Advice to fight this {censored} ticket??
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
Piss on it
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
How about pissing before you leave, or pissing when you get home, rather than whipping your junk out in public. Eeddioot.
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
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How about pissing before you leave, or pissing when you get home, rather than whipping your junk out in public. Eeddioot. [/ QUOTE ] No. |
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you.
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
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The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you. [/ QUOTE ] does no one get this? this is witty godammit. |
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
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[ QUOTE ] The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you. [/ QUOTE ] does no one get this? this is witty godammit. [/ QUOTE ] It is as though pissing in public is a video game? Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar. "May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" |
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you. [/ QUOTE ] does no one get this? this is witty godammit. [/ QUOTE ] It is as though pissing in public is a video game? Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar. "May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" [/ QUOTE ] His name is MaxFisher. The main character from splinter cell, if i'm not mistaken. |
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The key is to keep to the shadows and move slowly in the crouched position. This way your stealth bar will stay maxed and the cops won't even be able to see you. [/ QUOTE ] does no one get this? this is witty godammit. [/ QUOTE ] It is as though pissing in public is a video game? Nothing better than the scent of drunk teens' urine outside a beach bar. "May I suggest using the nightstick officer?" [/ QUOTE ] His name is MaxFisher. The main character from splinter cell, if i'm not mistaken. [/ QUOTE ] Further solidifies his position as a real douchebag. |
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Re: $100 Fine For Pissing In Laguna Beach
"Let the rain fall down
And wake my dreams Let it wash away My sanity 'Cause I wanna feel the thunder I wanna scream Let the rain fall down I'm comimg clean, I'm coming clean" |
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