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12-13-2005, 10:14 AM
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Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Bitches,
I found a penny in my grande soft taco yesterday. I'm not kidding. I already bitched and complained to Tashita (not kidding, her real name) at 1-800-Taco Bell. Paraphrased Conversation: "Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco" "O rly?" "Ya rly" "O rly" "Ya rly" "No Wai" "I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died" (silence from T-dog) "This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?" "No sir, I do not" "Me either" "I don't know what you can do for me Tashita, I will never eat at Taco Bell again" (big bluff) What's your play from here? I have no picture of it, but I have the reciept and I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm looking for suggestions. 
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#2
12-13-2005, 10:19 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos.
In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something......
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#3
12-13-2005, 10:25 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos. In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something...... [/ QUOTE ] I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal.
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12-13-2005, 10:48 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
The penny is probably a higher grade of food than the stuff in the taco
Eat away
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#6
12-13-2005, 10:58 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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[ QUOTE ] Going to the location and talking to the manager would have been the right move. He cause have hooked you up with a couple of half pound bean burritos. In related news, I heard that if you find a mouse in one of your beer bottles you got a free case or something...... [/ QUOTE ] I heard that they changed the name of KFC because its not real chicken, it's a genetically engineered super animal. [/ QUOTE ] excellent
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#7
12-13-2005, 11:11 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Was the penny heads up?
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12-13-2005, 11:17 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
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Paraphrased Conversation: "Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco" "O rly?" "Ya rly" "O rly" "Ya rly" "No Wai" "I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died" (silence from T-dog) "This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?" "No sir, I do not" "Me either" [/ QUOTE ] This made me laugh out loud, eh?
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#9
12-13-2005, 11:20 AM
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Re: Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Yes, the "You know how many people die each year from eating pennies" bit was a nice touch.
Yesterday I had TB for brunch after sleeping for about 3 hours. I had a 7 layer burrito... I didn't even know TB HAD guac because I haven't had one in years. Do you think I could get them to add it to other things i order?
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