2nd Date to Outback - Need Advice

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Diffuse the situation by joking -- "I would take you invite you over to my totally sweet dorm room, but I'm having some painting done. Your place? Movie?"

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Money has shown a poor choice in jokes before.

[samjjones]

El Diablo is MVP of this thread. Reading his salutations in each post made me ROFLOLOICYSSCKYSIIHP.

[M0n3y0nf1r3]

Trip Report-
So she picks me up at around 7 and we head our way out to Outback for a casual dinner. The car ride goes smooth w/ fluff talk and what not and the occasional joke or story to make her laugh. We get in the place and I charm her with my witt and humor and it goes by fast. The waitress comes ([censored] one may I add) with the bill 5 minutes late after I asked her to. As she is pulling out the bill I instictivly pull out my wallet, only to find that my female companion has some how already presented the waitress with her credit card. I respond with by putting my hand on the card saying "no i got it, this is my treat to you." she responded with "No you did Ihop and now its my turn" I say "You sure?" She says "Its all good" ***Thank You OOT for not letting me punt this*** As we are walking outside hand around her I am offered a piece of gum so I accept (Another OOT strategy).Previously she has mentioned of a 10 page paper that needed to get finished so I put together that chilling at her place or going out/renting a movie wasnt going to happen. The car ride home chit chat was just as easy and all of a sudden where at my residence building. The car is in Drive and the brake on...
The moment of truth
I look at her and all I can muster is some wrap up line saying" blah blah blah good time blah blah thanks for treating me " then i get out of the car and go inside.
Do i feel dirty inside? EXtremly. Did I punt? Farther then I can see. Berate away
-Andrew

[gorie]

she gave you gum, dude.

[Barrett's Last Privateer]

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she gave you gum, dude

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May I suggest SGYGD as a poor man's YSSCKY?

[27offsuit]

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Trip Report-
So she picks me up at around 7 and we head our way out to Outback for a casual dinner. The car ride goes smooth w/ fluff talk and what not and the occasional joke or story to make her laugh. We get in the place and I charm her with my witt and humor and it goes by fast. The waitress comes ([censored] one may I add) with the bill 5 minutes late after I asked her to. As she is pulling out the bill I instictivly pull out my wallet, only to find that my female companion has some how already presented the waitress with her credit card. I respond with by putting my hand on the card saying "no i got it, this is my treat to you." she responded with "No you did Ihop and now its my turn" I say "You sure?" She says "Its all good" ***Thank You OOT for not letting me punt this*** As we are walking outside hand around her I am offered a piece of gum so I accept (Another OOT strategy).Previously she has mentioned of a 10 page paper that needed to get finished so I put together that chilling at her place or going out/renting a movie wasnt going to happen. The car ride home chit chat was just as easy and all of a sudden where at my residence building. The car is in Drive and the brake on...
The moment of truth
I look at her and all I can muster is some wrap up line saying" blah blah blah good time blah blah thanks for treating me " then i get out of the car and go inside.
Do i feel dirty inside? EXtremly. Did I punt? Farther then I can see. Berate away
-Andrew

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Your nickname should be "The Anvil".......she gave you....gum.

27o,

I never knew exactly what 2nd and 3rd were, and some website decided to tell me it was exactly as I posted it. You're saying that if you kiss a chick, but don't get tongue, you didnt make it to first? And you consider 3rd base to be getting a finger in her cooter? If you get a handie, is that 3rd?

Whatever, as El D said earlier, I think we're very lucky. Even at 21, I've witnessed a change in the last 4 or 5 years. Blowjobs are chic. Oh, how wonderful it is.

$,

Did you want her to hold up a sign that read, "KISS ME, MORON"? Most chicks don't make it as obvious as she made it. Jesus. Someone get this man some testicles.

yasher

[27offsuit]

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27o,

I never knew exactly what 2nd and 3rd were, and some website decided to tell me it was exactly as I posted it. You're saying that if you kiss a chick, but don't get tongue, you didnt make it to first? And you consider 3rd base to be getting a finger in her cooter? If you get a handie, is that 3rd?

Whatever, as El D said earlier, I think we're very lucky. Even at 21, I've witnessed a change in the last 4 or 5 years. Blowjobs are chic. Oh, how wonderful it is.

$,

Did you want her to hold up a sign that read, "KISS ME, MORON"? Most chicks don't make it as obvious as she made it. Jesus. Someone get this man some testicles.

yasher

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I'd say todays BJ is yesterdays feel-up.

Chalk it up to inflation.


Could this be considered the new bases?

1st-T*ts
2nd-Oral
3rd-F*ck
4th-SIIHP

spastic child pounding sticks on cow hide stretched over metal cylinders,

I'm not sure if those bases are fitting. Do people really undervalue kissing that much? Perhaps I'm gonna sound like a woman, but there's a lot to be said for a good kisser. If a girl can't kiss, she's out, in my book. So, we have to put kissing in there somewhere. Since I stopped being a little vagina (this probably happened at 17, though I'd entertain arguments for 18), I havent met a girl that minded me placing a hand on her breasts while she stuck her tongue down my throat... so, perhaps you're right.

1st - Kissing w/tongue & boobies

So, once we establish that 1st is obv french kissing & some boobage, where do we go from there? Straight to oral? Im not so sure. I think 2nd has to be some combination of removing clothing & getting her hands on your junk, or vice versa.

2nd - General nakedness & mutual masturbation (the "heavy petting" we talked about in health class)

That leaves oral for 3rd. I think that's fair. Today's BJ is yesterday's handjob. Muff diving is in, too.

3rd - Oral sex0r

Fourth is simple too, once we do it like this. I dont think we can say that SIIHP is as common as people like to think/claim it is... most women that I know (including one of the two whom allowed me to complete such an act) shy away from the idea. So, SIIHP is like, hitting a walkoff homerun. 4th is actual intercourse.

4th (Scoring) - Sex

We can continue the baseball analogy if we need to.

SIIHP - Walkoff homer
2 Chicks - Walkoff homer to end a WS game
Getting [censored] in the butt with a strap-on - Blowing game 7 of the WS

Contributions?

yasher

[27offsuit]

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spastic child pounding sticks on cow hide stretched over metal cylinders,

I'm not sure if those bases are fitting. Do people really undervalue kissing that much? Perhaps I'm gonna sound like a woman, but there's a lot to be said for a good kisser. If a girl can't kiss, she's out, in my book. So, we have to put kissing in there somewhere. Since I stopped being a little vagina (this probably happened at 17, though I'd entertain arguments for 18), I havent met a girl that minded me placing a hand on her breasts while she stuck her tongue down my throat... so, perhaps you're right.

1st - Kissing w/tongue & boobies

So, once we establish that 1st is obv french kissing & some boobage, where do we go from there? Straight to oral? Im not so sure. I think 2nd has to be some combination of removing clothing & getting her hands on your junk, or vice versa.

2nd - General nakedness & mutual masturbation (the "heavy petting" we talked about in health class)

That leaves oral for 3rd. I think that's fair. Today's BJ is yesterday's handjob. Muff diving is in, too.

3rd - Oral sex0r

Fourth is simple too, once we do it like this. I dont think we can say that SIIHP is as common as people like to think/claim it is... most women that I know (including one of the two whom allowed me to complete such an act) shy away from the idea. So, SIIHP is like, hitting a walkoff homerun. 4th is actual intercourse.

4th (Scoring) - Sex

We can continue the baseball analogy if we need to.

SIIHP - Walkoff homer
2 Chicks - Walkoff homer to end a WS game
Getting [censored] in the butt with a strap-on - Blowing game 7 of the WS

Contributions?

yasher

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I can live with that.