great lines to tell an annoying tournament player when you knock ..

[tek]

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My all time favorite when they bitch at my play or some such...

"What sorry can't hear you over the sound of me stacking what used to be your chips "

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fixed your post...

[mostsmooth]

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this thread svcks

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very creative post. i hope you are proud of yourself.

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i am, but not because of that post

[Punker]

One time I knocked a guy out of a live tourney and he said "I never would have called that". My response was "Never's a long time, man."

[blaze666]

deep man, deep...

[hotdog da 2rd]

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hero: Hey...do you know any chip tricks?

villian: um i know a few?
Hero "too bad you cant show me any cause you have none LEFT!"

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1o minutes later......

hero: gl everyone, nice playing w/ ya.

observer: hey...do you know any chip tricks?

[coffeecrazy1]

Being from Texas, I have access to the best poker line I have ever heard:

"Well, they don't call it (insert current location) Hold'em."

That said, I also like to say "Bad beat," no matter what the situation, be it a monster suckout on my part, or some yahoo calling me down with Ace High when I have the nuts.

[drewjustdrew]

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I want to start a new post. great lines you could tell annoying tournament players when you knock them out.

WAIT...he has a STRAIGHT...to the PARKING LOT

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Doesn't this make you just as annoying as the guy you just knocked out?

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No it doesn't. I think we have all played with "that guy" who annoys everyone at the table. It is usually appreciated when he is put in his place. In isolation, it is not annoying, but to do it continuously would be annoying. Think Mattias Anderson.