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Old 10-20-2005, 01:44 PM
imported_The Vibesman imported_The Vibesman is offline
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Default Re: Cliched dialogue exchanges

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Pizza?!?
I didnt order any Pizza!?!?

CUE:Bad Funk Music

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I was thinking of making a thread after watching this bit on the daily show when they had the republican porn star. I know the cliche but how common is this in porn really? I can't recall having seen it. Can you name some titles that have this bit?

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I think even this setup is too complicated and involved for porn today.

Not a line of dialogue, but the bit where someone is devastated, so they put their head back and scream (sometimes NOOOOOO!!!!, sometimes just a scream) while the camera gets the shot from above and spirals away. SOOOOOo annoying.
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:48 PM
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Default Re: Cliched dialogue exchanges

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Pizza?!?
I didnt order any Pizza!?!?

CUE:Bad Funk Music

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I was thinking of making a thread after watching this bit on the daily show when they had the republican porn star. I know the cliche but how common is this in porn really? I can't recall having seen it. Can you name some titles that have this bit?

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there's a website where this is the main concept. every video is of a pizza delivery hookup. I can't remember the name though. It's f'ed up though cuz the delivery guy always puts his joint through the pizza box.
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:56 PM
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"I can do this thing for you, but I'll need a top secret level 5 code red clearance"
...<10 second staredown...>
"Ok, you can have your clearance...just don't tell anybody"

actually this one is kind of hilarious because of the hyperbole. but it's also really really stupid.
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Old 10-20-2005, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: Cliched dialogue exchanges

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"I can do this thing for you, but I'll need a top secret level 5 code red clearance"
...<10 second staredown...>
"Ok, you can have your clearance...just don't tell anybody"

actually this one is kind of hilarious because of the hyperbole. but it's also really really stupid.

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This reminds me:

A. Have you cracked the code yet?

B. I'm almost there...Got it!
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:04 PM
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Default Re: Cliched dialogue exchanges

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I can't remember the name though. It's f'ed up though cuz the delivery guy always puts his joint through the pizza box.

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Because there's nothing sexier than a girl giving head surrounded by pepperoni, cheese, and the resulting grease.

I believe the site is called "Big Sausage Pizza."

-McGee
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:07 PM
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hero: "Take the wheel!"
female: "Are you nuts?"
hero: "Just do it!"
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:08 PM
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a: asks any question
b: if i told you, i'd have to kill you
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
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Default Re: Cliched dialogue exchanges

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a: asks any question
b: if i told you, i'd have to kill you

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I don't think this is a cliche. When was the last time this was in a movie and was not a joke?
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:20 PM
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"hey (insert name here)....."

(person stops, long pause, long pause, long pause, no eye contact, back turned to person)

"you're welcome"

(first person lets out sigh of relief as he does not have to actually mutter the words "thank you")
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Old 10-20-2005, 02:22 PM
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a: asks any question
b: if i told you, i'd have to kill you

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I don't think this is a cliche. When was the last time this was in a movie and was not a joke?

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The joke itself is a cliche.
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