1 week to live ......

[PocketJokers72]

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I would start murdering random people with a knife. I would make it a game to see how many I could kill in a week. [censored] them. If I'm dying, I will take as many of you [censored] who made my life miserable down with me. But the knife is important. Professionals kill with a knife, and believe me, I am a professional.

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If I ever end up in your town for more than 5 minutes, can I please just follow you around and pretend we are bestest buds? I'll even carry the boom-box that plays your theme music. (Wakka-chika wakka-chika)

Purty Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!?!

With sugar on top?

Quite likely the most correct answer I have ever seen to a question like this. Hail, Kurosh King!