MySpace Trip Report - Page 2

istewart · #1 12-06-2005, 05:44 PM

You are what would happen if Dave Grohl got a nose job and became really gay.

slickpoppa · #2 12-06-2005, 05:44 PM

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We keep making out, and eventually she moves my hand to her [censored]. After another 15-20 minutes of making out, she decides that it's time for bed... I think we got like half-way through the movie, but don't ask me about any of it.

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So did you bang her? Enough with these inuendos.

eviljeff · #3 12-06-2005, 05:46 PM

I think it's odd that her parents are cool with random internet boy visiting and [censored] their daughter.

eviljeff · #4 12-06-2005, 08:05 PM

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I think it's odd that her parents are cool with random internet boy visiting and [censored] their daughter.

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just realized you're Canadian. are Canadians more chill about this type of stuff?

Ulysses · #5 12-06-2005, 08:07 PM

badbeetz,

Where are you?

bad beetz · #6 12-06-2005, 08:24 PM

Except for maybe the rural Midwest, everyone is ok with it now.

I remember three years ago when someone at a party was like, "Hey, beetz's name!, I heard you met your girlfriend on the internet......" .... chirp.... chirp chirp (record scratches) *tumbleweed*.

Oh, they laughed...... They had their fun..

NOW LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT I SAW THE FUTURE AND NOW I AM THE INTERNET DATING KING.

I need to write a book.

siccjay · #7 12-06-2005, 09:03 PM

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Except for maybe the rural Midwest, everyone is ok with it now.

I remember three years ago when someone at a party was like, "Hey, beetz's name!, I heard you met your girlfriend on the internet......" .... chirp.... chirp chirp (record scratches) *tumbleweed*.

Oh, they laughed...... They had their fun..

NOW LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT I SAW THE FUTURE AND NOW I AM THE INTERNET DATING KING.

I need to write a book.

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I think I met my first internet chick in 1997. Damn that was a long time ago. The people talking down on it back then are the ones all over it now.

diebitter · #8 12-06-2005, 05:46 PM

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... During this, I try to grab her breasts...

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I love this line best.

Mason Hellmuth · #9 12-06-2005, 05:47 PM

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So yeah, anyone care to go through my post and point out all the misplays I made.

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Here's the crucial one:

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the trip I took this weekend to meet up with a girl I met on MySpace.

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Yako · #10 12-06-2005, 05:48 PM

Bah, live and learn I guess. But yeah, I really suck with women, so I thought you guys could provide funny advice, and we'd all have a good laugh at my expense.