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09-07-2005, 11:14 AM
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Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
Make the other guy(s) laugh. I've got out of 2 fights this way - however, I really didn't care whether we were gonna go at it or not, so was pretty relaxed. Not sure I could do it scared.
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09-07-2005, 11:47 AM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
The best way to get out of a fight if guys aren't drunk is to be really small, but aggressive and psychotic enough that the other guy has a creeping doubt that he might lose to you (5% or so).
-Michael
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#4
09-07-2005, 12:20 PM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
Outside a bar one night in college, I pissed off a big dude and he did the whole "right here right now punk" routine.
I calmly told him to hold on for a second, as I sat down and took off my shoes. As I stood, he said "WTF is with the shoes?" I told him that it was illegal for me to fight with shoes on. He just turned and walked away...
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#5
09-07-2005, 12:21 PM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
[ QUOTE ]
Outside a bar one night in college, I pissed off a big dude and he did the whole "right here right now punk" routine. I calmly told him to hold on for a second, as I sat down and took off my shoes. As I stood, he said "WTF is with the shoes?" I told him that it was illegal for me to fight with shoes on. He just turned and walked away... [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure he was laughing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#6
09-07-2005, 12:23 PM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
Try to butt rape the other guy, most tough guys are homophobes and will run away scared. Works like a charm.
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#7
09-07-2005, 12:25 PM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Outside a bar one night in college, I pissed off a big dude and he did the whole "right here right now punk" routine. I calmly told him to hold on for a second, as I sat down and took off my shoes. As I stood, he said "WTF is with the shoes?" I told him that it was illegal for me to fight with shoes on. He just turned and walked away... [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure he was laughing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I had never been in a fight before, and was pretty sure I was gonna get maimed, so I really had nothing to lose...
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09-07-2005, 10:28 PM
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Re: Best way to get out of a fight and still feel good about yourself?
Tell him you are not afraid to bite another man in the testicles.
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