The Dumbest Girl I have Ever Seen

[thatpfunk]

Howard Stern tonight. They have a hot chick on and PartyPoker.net has sponsored a hi-low game.

Here is the setup: They have 5 giant cards. First card is flipped over and the person must guess whether is is higher or lower than the showing card. The payout structure is as such: 1 correct- 1K, 2- 5k, 3- 10k, 4-25k

The girl is already in a tiny bikini and is there to model. She claims she wants to be in Playboy, etc. The catch is that if she loses, she has to take her top off in front of Hward, Arnie, etc.

They flip over the first card and it is a 4. She says she doesn't want to play. She doesn't want to play on a freaking 4. Ok, fine they say, lets see what the next card was. It is a 5. Wow, talk about blowing it. They ask her to do it AGAIN. She hems and haws, wastes everyone's time and still says it's a no go on a 5 with a 4 showing. Moran. They flip over the next card and it is an 8.

Now some more idiocy. The keep talking to her and now she agrees to guess on the 8 but the punishment is she has to wear a wife-beater and they pour water on it. She agrees to this now? It is the same thing as being freaking topless.

Anywho, she guesses lower (um, ok?) and the card is a 6. She now has a board of 4, 5, 8, 6. Same deal, wet t-shirt, etc and now she says no again. I am so frustrated by how [censored] retarded she is at this point I just want her dead.

So they keep talking and she won't budge. They say, ok, for $5k what *would* you have chosen. She says higher. The next card is an Ace. Talk about blowing it. They are not making fun of her nearly enough but Howard is explaining how she has blown it and to flip the next card because she can't lose (a tie is a re-do). The next card is an Ace, so they grab the next one which is a King.

She was more or less, guaranteed $25k. I am convinced this girl is the dumbest individual on the face of the planet.