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#81
08-25-2005, 08:48 AM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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[ QUOTE ] I was in college at a party and very drunk. Approached the hottest girl in the house who was standing with a group of her friends. Me, "Want to go back to my place, eat spaghetti and f@#k?" Her (with stunned look on her face) "Uh.... no." Me, "Why, don't you like spaghetti?" I was then asked to leave. [/ QUOTE ] Asked to leave??? that was fvcking adorable.... too risque for a college party? very lame party. [/ QUOTE ] while in college i was taking a girl home i actualyl got a score. But she then perceeded to say "you have to feed me spagetti first" so i cooked then hit it. Must have been that guy;s logic..... 
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#82
08-25-2005, 08:51 AM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I was in college at a party and very drunk. Approached the hottest girl in the house who was standing with a group of her friends. Me, "Want to go back to my place, eat spaghetti and f@#k?" Her (with stunned look on her face) "Uh.... no." Me, "Why, don't you like spaghetti?" I was then asked to leave. [/ QUOTE ] Asked to leave??? that was fvcking adorable.... too risque for a college party? very lame party. [/ QUOTE ] while in college i was taking a girl home i actualyl got a score. But she then perceeded to say "you have to feed me spagetti first" so i cooked then hit it. Must have been that guy;s logic..... [/ QUOTE ] How chubby was she?
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#83
08-25-2005, 08:52 AM
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Worst line I heard used....: Guy (To A Random Girl) : "You must be a parking ticket....Cos, U've got FINE written all over you" ! [/ QUOTE ] ha that wont even work in the UK sad world we live in.
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#84
08-25-2005, 09:13 AM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
once i was chatting it up w/ this cutie at a party and threw out the "you are definitly the prettiest girl in the room" line, out of nowhere a friend of hers came up to us and i suddenly realized i used that same line on the friend a couple hrs ago. all i remembered was them whispering and giggling and me wanting to dive under a rock. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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#85
08-25-2005, 10:36 AM
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
How'd you like to earn $14 the hard way?
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#86
08-25-2005, 10:40 AM
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How'd you like to earn $14 the hard way? [/ QUOTE ] Oh!
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#89
08-25-2005, 11:00 AM
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[ QUOTE ] Hey there your mom is sick and asked me to pick you up at school. That's a nice dress. [/ QUOTE ] So wrong.... [/ QUOTE ] Very, very wrong. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#90
08-25-2005, 11:02 AM
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[ QUOTE ] As we are laying in bed naked afterwards, I turn to her and say. " I don't think I'm in love with you anymore." Needless to say she went psycho. [/ QUOTE ] Shoulda said it whilst doing her doggy style, and held on tight. It's as good as a rodeo! [/ QUOTE ] this is hilarious
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