Hey poker, [censored] YOU

Dear poker,

You filthy whore, all i do is defend you against friends and family and you repay me with a day like THIS? You god damn moody [censored]. One day you want to shower me with affection, the next you all but abandon me. Well, I'm not waiting all night for you to be nice to me. NOT TONIGHT. I'm leaving early, and I don't want to hear your name for the rest of the night. If anyone asks, I plan on telling them how much I hate you. Oh, and I won't even be thinking about you. [censored] YOU.

Call me when you settle down,
Capo

P.S. - See ya tomorrow