How old were you when you first wanked it?

[tonypaladino]

Sponger posted this in the First Time thread:

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I have a friend who had sex with his girlfriend when he was 12. He had never jacked off before.


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I didn't start until very late. I was 15 when I first spanked the monkey. How old were you?

[diebitter]

13 (I shagged before this though)

And I was under the impression I was a late starter!

12

[Vavavoom]

I'm sure I was 15/16 or so.....

I'm positive I've made up for this indiscretion though....

[MyTurn2Raise]

I remember 8th grade as the time...I must've been 12-13

[diebitter]

You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'.

Or
bash the bishop
jerkin the gherkin
slap little Johnny behind his German helmet
flob up
Cough up the yoghurt
clean the pipes
sryinge the sticky white love-piss
blahblahblahblah...

[nicky g]

"
You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'."

Or "had a wank".

Wanked it. Can't you guys get anything right? Almost as bad as when Chandler insulted someone by calling them "a wank" on Friends.

[diebitter]

Yeah, I remember choking on my dinner when I heard Chandler say that.


Peggy Bundy coming from Wanker county seems appropriate though.

[tonypaladino]

[ QUOTE ]
"
You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'."

Or "had a wank".

Wanked it. Can't you guys get anything right? Almost as bad as when Chandler insulted someone by calling them "a wank" on Friends.

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Geez, as if OOT is the pinnacle of proper grammar, especially a jerking off thread.

[tomahawk]

[ QUOTE ]
You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'.

Or
bash the bishop
jerkin the gherkin
slap little Johnny behind his German helmet
flob up
Cough up the yoghurt
clean the pipes
sryinge the sticky white love-piss
blahblahblahblah...

[/ QUOTE ]

Or, for all of you who have played Warhammer:
Drybrush the Snotling.


oh, and 12