There is a lot of unhappy people on this forum. So....

[jakethebake]

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today was a buttery day

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what means this?

[bobman0330]

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I'm playing in a college bowl tournament tomorrow. Yippee.

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I was once like you... Who are you playing for?

[Ulysses]

1) Friday night I got to take my boy Eddie Miller out for some beers and shots.

2) That was after some important deals coming through at work.

3) Yesterday I got to hang out w/ two cool hot chicks.

4) I also got to watch the Astros dominate.

5) Today I watched Dallas try their best to [censored] it up, but then manage to come back and beat the Giants.

6) Then I got to watch the Astros gut it out and kick some ass.

7) And in a couple hours, this really hot chick is coming over to "hang out."

Life rules.

[Cancer Merchant]

I can cook a tasty meal. Important for a bachelor who doesn't want to eat garbage all the time.

And the booze still shuts up the voices.