Boobs on your arm...

jakethebake · #1 10-27-2005, 09:16 AM

...what's the deal with this maneuver? You know the one: You're standing there talking to some girl up close and she kind of pushes her boobs up against you. Does this have a name besides boobs on your arm? Sometimes maybe it's an accident, but sometimes they just stay there too long for it to be an accident. What's the correct procedure?

This happened to me twice yesterday. One was some cow I work with, and I pretty much just moved away while pretending I didn't notice.

The other one was a waitress at the bar. She's pretty cute, around 20, blond and has a pretty nice rack. I didn't move away. I just let them sit there on my arm while I talked to her for a few minutes, like it was a nice little boob-shelf.

Now in the first case, the move was pretty obvious. In the second case, what's your move? Do you at some point look down at her boobs? Do you just pretend not to notice? Do you push back a little bit? Is there a witty, flirty comment you can make about her boobs on your arm? This happens occasionally, and I can never think of anything.

Why do women do this anyway? Is it just a tease? An invitation? Either one depending on the situation? Do all women do it? It seems like a lot of them do. I generally enjoy it. If a cute flirty girl wants me to feel her boobs, I won't object obviously and will probably flirt back. But it can be annoying too if she's just being a bitchy tease and thinks she's really doing something for you.

Okay, so what do you do? Is there a line to go with this situation? And finally if it doesn't have one, this femenine tactic needs a name.

diebitter · #2 10-27-2005, 09:17 AM

You casually move your arms backwards and forwards (and pressing harder and less hard if you can manage it) to see if you can elicit a Brue Lee.

<font color="white">A hard nip</font>

Vavavoom · #3 10-27-2005, 09:22 AM

When this happens in a bar..."We play Breast Cricket"....I'd explain it...but the guys in US won't get it....so I won't...

Slow Play Ray · #4 10-27-2005, 09:24 AM

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] boobs.

KaneKungFu123 · #5 10-27-2005, 09:41 AM

some girls probably do it just to be a tease, others probably want to F you.

CrazyEyez · #6 10-27-2005, 09:42 AM

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Does this have a name besides boobs on your arm?

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That has a nice ring to it.

And since this seems to happen to you far more often than it happens to me, please offer some tips for inducing boobs on your arm.

ChipWrecked · #7 10-27-2005, 09:43 AM

I thought this was going to be about some horrible mutation. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

diebitter · #8 10-27-2005, 09:48 AM

try talking very quietly.

Los Feliz Slim · #9 10-27-2005, 09:49 AM

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I thought this was going to be about some horrible mutation. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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Me too. Or about somebody who had boobs attached to his arm to win a prop bet.

jakethebake · #10 10-27-2005, 09:51 AM

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And since this seems to happen to you far more often than it happens to me, please offer some tips for inducing boobs on your arm.

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Unfortunately, it doesn't happen often enough. It happens occasionally. I just started thinking about it because it happened twice yesterday.

I probably could've taken the waitress home since I almost got in a fight with some drunk that did something to her that was pretty lewd and over the line as far as I was concerned. That would be what "induced" in that instance.

edit: maybe i'll make another bar trip report about it. i haven't decided.