A story for OOT (SFW, but filled with gayness)

A good friend of mine is getting her PHD in Psych. She was sitting in class chatting with this gay friend of hers. He does the normal girl thing, and blurts out this story:

Gay dude (told mainly in 1st person, with my comments added):
"Oh my god, you wont believe what happened to me this weekend, on saturday night. I went out like normal, to (insert gay bar name here, I think it was magnolias, but i forget the name), and started chatting up this cute guy. We really hit it off and started making out at the club. He then asked if I wanted to go back to his place, stating that he doesnt do this normally etc., adn I was severely drunk so, I said sure, why not. We went to his place fooled around, then went to bed. The next morning, he woke up really early, and said he had to go for a bit, but he would be back in about 45 minutes. After he left, I went back to sleep, but was awoken to the sound of loud church bells, which pissed me off. I assumed he lived near a church. No biggie, I went back to sleep. I woke up about an hour later when he came back in, by now it was light in the room, and I could see that there were crucifixes, and other religious items everywhere. I started to get freaked out, and asked him what the deal was. Unfortunetly for me, as I asked, he took off his overcoat, to reveal his priest collar.



I slept with a full fledge catholic Priest.
"




I thought it was funny, your mileage my vary.