We Love You and Want You to Come Home

[Andrew Fletcher]

Dear Medium Statkes Players:

I know it's time for you to move on. You've been reading our posts about 25NL-200NL and commenting nicely. Still, I think this relationship is holding you back. You're doing all the giving and none of the reciving. It's totally onesided, and because I love you, I want to set you free. You need your own forum, one that treats you with the respect and love you deserve.

Still, we hope you'll write or visit from time to time. A little post-relationship sex, just for old times sake. Because, while you might not need us, we still need you. So, all puns intended, please stick your head into the Small Stakes forum once and a while. Teach us how to not get stacked with TPTK and what implied odds are. Teach us never to slowplay.

Finally, if you had never given me that copy of Sklansky, I would still be a virgin, er, losing player.

Love,
Small Stakes Player

[Big_Jim]

Fine, but I get anal.

[Andrew Fletcher]

We can work that out. Only when I am drunk.

[yvesaint]

fvck that im never posting in ssnl ever again [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[zaphod]

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fvck that im never posting in ssnl ever again [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Watch out, us ssnl people might come here and flood your forum with useless posts if you don't give us some attention. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[pokerjoker]

SSNLDVDA

I'm glad this is my 1st post in a new forum

[Andrew Fletcher]

If you don't post in our forum anymore, me and the rest of the SSNL guys are going to start stalking the mid-level players the way some people do the high-limit guys like Kane.

"Damn! Did you see him induce that all-in bluff on the turn! Why, he's won at least $60 in the last hour alone! That's like a zillion bucks a year. I should drop out of college and become a poker player!"

Be prepared to become a minor internet celebrity.

[amoeba]

I'll probably post more in ssnl as there's not much I can teach in medium.

[PokerFink]

Waxie,

The comment about post relationship sex was classic. Nicely done.

-Fink

[vanHelsing]

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I'll probably post more in ssnl as there's not much I can teach in medium.

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Don’t hide your light under a bushel!