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10-03-2005, 05:02 PM
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Your showering/getting ready routine
Be as specific as possible in terms of procedure and product. Here's mine:
Go to the backroom Ideally, I like to take a dump first thing in the morning. I hate to take a dump in the middle of a day and not take a shower afterwards. If I don't take a crap in the morning I pee in the shower. Sometimes I pee again in the shower anyway. Wash hands This has a lot to do with the next item...[/b] Brush (and occassionally floss) teeth I always brush my teeth before taking a shower. I use a regular toothbrush and lately have been using Colgate Total Whitening but I don't really care what toothpaste I use. I don't floss as much as I should but when I do I use a Reach flosser instead of regular dental floss. When I do floss I brush my teeth again afterwards. Beard maintenance For the last six months or so I've had a beard (or something that approximates one.) About two or three times a week or so I use a Mach 3 razor (no shaving cream, just using hot water) to shave the area on my upper cheeks. I have very kinky Jewbeard hair and my neck tends to get very irritated when I use a razor, so I use a Wahl beard trimmer (sans-guard) to shave my neck. When my beard hairs starts approaching Hasidic length I also use a Norelco beard trimmer with a #4 guard to trim the beard itself. I do this maybe once a week or so. Prior to having a beard I didn't really need to be neatly shaven so I took to using the Wahl beard trimmer (sans guard) on an as-needed basis, on average probably about three times a week. Shower I just use a regular bar of soap. Lately I've been using Dove Sensitive Skin but I really don't care. I always wash before shampooing because I have a tendency to forget if I've done one or the other. If I ever have any doubt if I've washed or shampooed I do it again. For shampoo I get whatever cheap two-in-one moisturizing shampoo I can find, but again, I don't really care. Right now I'm using Pert. I am far too impatient to wait for conditioner to set in so I probably wouldn't derive the full conditioning benefits of a separate conditioner anyway. Drying Off Quick towel off while still in the shower. More thorough towel off out of the shower on the bath mat. Then I leave the bathroom since I like to air dry a bit and the bathroom is too humid to accomodate. Pill-popping While air drying I take a multivitamin, a ginkgo biloba tablet, and any medication I'm taking. Skin care and hair I use a Stridex pad on my face and a (different) one on my back and shoulders because despite being almost 28 I still get the occasisional blemish. I also use TendSkin on my neck to prevent razorburn, ingrown hairs, and irritation. I use a little bit of hair gel but I haven't brushed or combed my hair in years. Again, I go for whatever's cheap, with the caveat that it must be alcohol-free. Currently it's Suave Anti-Frizz Smoothing Gel. You get like a gigantic canister of it for $3.99. After this I use Lubriderm Sensitive Skin moisturizing lotion on my face, hands, and body since I tend to have pretty dry skin. I don't know if you're supposed to use this stuff on your face but it seems OK and I don't have much to lose there anyway. Deodorant I'm not a brand loyalist but I always use a roll-on antiperspirant+deodorant. I hate the gel ones so I tend to get the white ones, usually in "unscented" or "fresh" flavor. Lately it's Speed Stick Unscented. After all this I wait a few minutes for everything to dry and then I get dressed. 
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#2
10-03-2005, 05:07 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
More detail please.
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#5
10-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
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Implicitly understood is the fact that you rub one off before each bolded section, I guess. [/ QUOTE ] he'd need to shower after each mid-process rub.
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#6
10-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
1) wake up.
2) scratch balls 3) turn on shower 4) grab towel and put on the hanger next to the shower. 5) brush teeth 6) get in shower 7) piss in shower* 8) wash hair 9) wash body 10) rinse off 11) get of out shower 12) towel dry 13) put on underoos 14) wake up the wife--sometimes I combine 13 and 14 by slinging my wang at the wife to wake her up before putting on the underoos. 15) put on pants, socks, and shoes. 16) deoderant 17) shirt 18) razor (I use an electric) 19) hair 20) out the door *for you, El D I just re-read this thing. You're talking the actual process. Too late now, submit.
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#7
10-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
wakeup
poo brush teeth (crest mint gel - bottles that stands upright) floss - glide floss glass of water - arrowhead 2.5 gal containers with spout. turn on computer (stretch quickly while booting) play some p*(*r exercise - jumprope eat shower play some more p(*%r
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#8
10-03-2005, 05:11 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
dump-shower-leave
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#9
10-03-2005, 05:13 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
Wake up
Drink lots of water Pee Shower Brush teeth Leave Come back Put on clothes Leave again
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#10
10-03-2005, 05:17 PM
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Re: Your showering/getting ready routine
- go to bed at 2:30
- set alarms for 7:45 and 8:00 - wake up at 8:35, mutter 'not again' and throw on clean clothes, walk to first class at 9 - come back at 9:55, begin showering/getting ready routine
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