Somewhat Insulting Fortune Cookie

[judgesmails]

I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time."

I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.

[diebitter]

You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored.

I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar.

It should have said, "You should stop boring people with stupid meaningless crap. SIIHP."

[oddjob]

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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time."

I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.

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you did just finish eating at panda express, so it wasn't wrong.

[SpearsBritney]

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You now need to do something that demonstrates your judgement is off, and then your karma will be restored.

I suggest putting assless leather chaps on, and scoff roofies on the way to the Blue Oyster Bar.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[felson]

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"Your judgement is a little off at this time."

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Well, you did think this was worth posting. So, another fortune has been fulfilled. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time."


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I would've told you the same thing.

[STLantny]

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I just finished my meal from Panda Express. My fortune cookie said:

"Your judgement is a little off at this time, in Bed "

I am kinda pissed about this cookie. I was looking forward to being told that I would soon find great wealth, or some such uplifting message. Panda Express sucks.

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haha SUCKS FOR YOU

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"Your judgement is a little off at this time."

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I think it's saying you had poor judgement in choosing Panda Express.

[Brainwalter]

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