new-fangled sucky-ass tables - Page 3

ReptileHouse · #21 08-25-2005, 03:04 PM

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Firstly, what the hell are you doing at your poker tables?
Secondly, what the hell is WORSE than urine??

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Normally double posts are annoying, but this one is actually worth saying twice.

Dominic · #22 08-25-2005, 03:44 PM

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"Sencondly, what the hell is WORSE than urine??"

Didn't you work in porn? You should be able to come up with ten responses instantly.

-Michael

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I haven't seen many cum shots at the poker table, lately. Have you?

stinkypete · #23 08-25-2005, 04:50 PM

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"Sencondly, what the hell is WORSE than urine??"

Didn't you work in porn? You should be able to come up with ten responses instantly.

-Michael

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I haven't seen many cum shots at the poker table, lately. Have you?

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i haven't seen anyone pissing on the tables either

cap11 · #24 08-26-2005, 01:10 AM

Obviously neither of you has been to the El Cortez.

Michael Davis · #25 08-26-2005, 01:50 AM

"I haven't seen many cum shots at the poker table, lately. Have you?"

I didn't get kicked out so I don't think anybody saw.

-Michael

tylerdurden · #26 08-26-2005, 10:15 AM

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i haven't seen anyone pissing on the tables either

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I've been at a dice table where a drunk peed in the drink rail and it ran out and spilled down the stickman's leg.

grouchie · #27 08-26-2005, 01:33 PM

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I haven't seen many cum shots at the poker table, lately. Have you?

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define lately please.

StickyWicket · #28 08-26-2005, 10:53 PM

OK, now THAT'S comedy.[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I hate these tables, too...hate them, I tell ya. Would like to chop 'em all up and make firewood or fireplace mantles outa them. Can't tell you how many hands I've had acted out of turn 'cause I can't see other people's cards, or cards I've had flip-up on account of the racetrack.

Burn, baby, burn!

And yes, Dom has seen things worse than urine...just not on a poker table.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Sticky [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Eder · #29 08-27-2005, 03:19 AM

OK worst tables ever = Alladin....horrible

smoore · #30 08-27-2005, 12:25 PM

Urine is sterile, it's the feces on the tables you really have to look out for.