Safe driving

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I had to take this course today about safe driving. It recommends that when a light turns green, don't go right away, take approximately 3 seconds to look around in all directions before moving. Also, if you're coming up on a light that's been green for a while, tap your brakes to alert all the cars that will inevitably be tailgating you because you're driving like a [censored], and slow down because it might turn yellow at any second. I tried out the techniques I learned in this class and a bunch of cars were honking at me. I think this is their way of saying "Thank you for making the roads a safer place." I just thought I'd let everyone in on these important safety tips, so that you too can be overly cautious at the expense of everyone around you.