Drawing Dead Pre-Flop (Still in disbelief)

[citanul]

jeez guys, why couldn't he just flop 5 kings? or some purple horseshoes or something?

citanul

[Voltron87]

two players had pocket purple horseshoes, and folded preflop?

[dfscott]

I vote this for worst thread ever.

[citanul]

i really hate when i misclick my pocket horseshoes and fold.

the original poster really should have followed the standard line for such situations:

flip the table into the air, kill everyone in the room, and run around screaming "rigged, jopke!"

citanul

[NYCNative]

Purple horseshoes make for a great breakfast...

[RiverDood]

It is rigged!!!!!

My frend wuz in the hand too and had 2-7 double-suited. He KNOWS that 2-7 becomez the winning hand in online POKER when there are lots of all-ins, because it helps the operators get a bigger rake. All the computers are RIGGEd to do this.

So he was all set to push and TAKE DOWN THE POT!!!!!

But he was frozen out and couldn't get his bet in.

He was all set to win a lot of money when the board had a 2 and 7 on it.

SHAME, SHAME, SHAME.

[Voltron87]

ok i have to give you a vnh on this one.

[citanul]

wtf are all those strange marshmallows doing in lucky charms? this is the sort of [censored] that's wrong with the world.

citanul

[NYCNative]

Tell me about it. I remember when the commercials added green clovers as the "new" marshmallow. I also recall the purple horseshoe addition as well a while later. All this other new stuff... Damn kids today...