NL Players are SOOO STUPID

[TomCollins]

Villian has been hitting every hand against me recently.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($481.40)
Button ($462.50)
SB ($524)
BB ($877.05)
UTG ($1467.95)
MP ($224.90)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $4, MP calls $4, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $24</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls $20, UTG calls $20, MP folds.

Flop: ($78) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $75</font>, BB calls $75, UTG calls $75.

Turn: ($303) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $150</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $150.

River: ($603) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, Hero bets all in $232.40 UTG calls $232.40.

Final Pot: $835.40
Donkey shows [ 4h, Kh ] two pairs, nines and eights.
Hero shows [ 8d, 8s ] four of a kind, eights.
Hero wins $1064.80 from the main pot with four of a kind, eights.

[Russ McGinley]

"Fellas, fellas! All. Red. Ha ha!"

[yvesaint]

man this is why you are on that ridiculous heater

[TomCollins]

I hit quads about 5 hands later against the other guy in that hand, and stacked him. But he regrouped, called $300 preflop with KJ, and crushed me. Then he kept getting hands whenever I got hands and took my stack.

-1100 today, damn.

That is incredible. I assume you put the donk on your buddy list?

He obviously assumed you had Qs5s, and had been counterfeited.

His K-high is goot here probably 93 times out of 100.