So you find a genie...

[WackityWhiz]

1) DeLorean with Time Travel capabilities
2) Superman Characteristics
3) A 10 inch dick

[Dave Mac]

does have a zillion wishes, and so getting everything you want as soon as you want it make you unhappy, and basically destroy your life?
dave
P.S. this is far too big an issue for oot?

[Sephus]

ill just take the ability to grant my own wishes.

[TimM]

Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation

You won't need much else.

Time travel is interesting but it might be more trouble than it's worth.

[scotty34]

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Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation

You won't need much else.

Time travel is interesting but it might be more trouble than it's worth.

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

[TimM]

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

[newhizzle]

1. endless supplies of money
2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones
3. the ability to turn on and off any type of buzz i want

[scotty34]

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

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What happens when you fall in love with someone. You have to watch them age and die.

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

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What happens when you fall in love with someone. You have to watch them age and die.

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It never gets easier. Everytime the pain is worse.

[asofel]

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1. endless supplies of money
2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones
3. the ability to turn on and off any type of buzz i want

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for a second i thought you meant a sound...